Yuffie

Gawd, there's really nothing to do in this place. There's a casino, though, and it's pretty amazing. But I don't really care about money, I want more materia.

I should call home to Vinnie and the Old Man and see if they want to come in for a visit. I know better than to try and talk Cloud into coming. He's way too busy brooding to pick up his PHS and actually answer it.

Gawd, you'd think this place would be made out of solid gold or something, with as many questions as you're asked when you come through the Travel Agency. And I swear on Da Chao if one more perverted old man tries to touch me when checking my Conformer, I'll deck him into last year!

Tifa! Hey, Teef! I heard word that you might be here, so I thought I'd drop in and make sure no one's giving you any trouble. I would've brought Vinnie and the moping chocobo head with me, but I thought a girls only party would be a lot better than inviting those two along. Whaddya say, sounds like a good plan, right?